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Thursday, May 12, 2005
BACK IN DAVAO....
Wow! Dito na naman ako sa davao... Dami nang bago ah... Pagbaba ko pa lang sa plane nagulat na ako kasi nasa other side na tumigil yung plane... Bago na pala ang Davao Intl Airport... Pagdaan ko pauwi, meron na ring underpass sa Buhangin...
Paglabas ko sa gabi, tinanong niay ako kung saan ko daw gusto pumunta... Madami na daw kasi ngayong gimikan... Meron bago sa Torres, meron bago sa Rizal, meron bago sa Damosa maliban pa sa MTS at Venue...
Doon kami punta sa TOSTAR Bar and Grill sa Damosa... Cozy ang place at di gaanong magulo ang mga tao kaya trip ko... Pag-uwi ko, sabi ng bro ko daan muna kami sa Sea Wall... "Saan yun?" Only to find out na may carpark area pala na puedeng tambayan sa Times Beach ngayon... OK rin ang dating...
Tanong ko kung safe ba kahit madaling araw na kasi nga balita ang bombahan sa Davao... Peaceful naman pala ang Davao dahil andyan ang True Friends (TF) Davao at ang Davao Development System (DDS)...
Posted at 08:51 pm by ikens
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Wednesday, May 11, 2005
a girl and guy were speeding over 100
mph on a motorcycle down a hill...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me u Love me.
Girl:Ok, I Love u. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can u take my helmet off & put it
on? Its been buggin me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle
had crashed into a building because of
break failure. 2 ppl were on it but only 1
survived. The truth was that halfway down
the hill, the guy realized that his breaks
broke, but he didn't want 2 let the girl
know. Instead, he had her say she Loved
him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had
her wear his helmet so that she would
live even though it meant that he would
die.
Posted at 08:46 am by ikens
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Friday, April 22, 2005
The Resume of Jesus the Christ
the resume of Jesus Christ
Message: The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior
and Jesus
Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call
me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm
seeking the top management position ! in your
heart. Please consider my accomplishments as
set forth in my resume.
Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens,
(See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See
Gen! esis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See
Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See
Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes
upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful
or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me,
(See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing
the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,
healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and
setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke
4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and
shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and
power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-
9)
Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of
knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See
Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and
knowledge, (S! ee Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as
being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your
path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart,
(See Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit
Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II
Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind
and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians
2:15).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick
and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, to
many to mention here. You can read them on my
website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
You don't need an Internet connection or computer
to access my website.
References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to
my divine healings, salvation, deliverance,
miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that
I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this
vital position in your heart. In summation, I will
properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See
Hebrews 3:15).
Send this resume to everyone you know, you never
know who may have an opening! Thanks for your
help and may God bless you!
Posted at 10:36 pm by ikens
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Tuesday, March 15, 2005
When we meet the right person to love,
when we're at the right place at the right time,
that's chance.
When you meet someone you're attracted to,
that's not a choice.That's chance.
Being caught up in a moment (and there are a lot
of couples who get together because of this) is not
a choice. That's also a chance.
The difference is what happens afterwards.
When will you take that infatuation, that crush, that
mind-blowing attraction to the next level?
That's when all sanity goes back, you sit down and
contemplate whether you want to make this into a
concrete relationship or just a fling.
If you decide to love a person, even with his faults,
that's not a chance. That's choice.
When you choose to be with a person, no matter
what, that's choice.
Even if you know there are many people out there
who are more attractive, smarter, and richer than
your mate, and yet, you decide to love your mate
just the same, that's choice.
Infatuation, crushes, and attraction come to us by
chance. But true love that lasts is truly a choice.
A choice that we make.
Regarding soulmates, there's a beautiful movie
quote that I believe is so true about this: "Fate
brings you together, but it's still up to you to make
it happen."
I believe that soulmates do exist, that there is truly
someone made for you. But it's still up to you to
make the choice if you're going to do something
about it or not.
We may meet our soulmates by chance, but loving
and staying with our soulmate is still a choice we
have to make.
We came to the world not by finding someone
perfect to love, BUT to learn how to love an
imperfect person perfectly.
~Unknown~
"Imagination is more important than knowledge,
for knowledge is limited while imagination
embraces the entire world."(Einstein)
Posted at 01:19 pm by ikens
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Monday, February 14, 2005
It's definitely different when you love someone
and when
you're inlove with someone"
explanation:
alin nga ba ang mas malalim?
Loving someone or Being in love with someone?
marami sa atin ang na confuse tungkol dito.
Ikaw ba ay may girlfriend o boyfriend ngayon?
Mahal mo ba siya pero parang may isang tao na
parang mahalaga din sayo.
o may mahal ka na akala mo eh mahal mo nga
siya
pero meron ka pa rin isang tao na minamahal ng
totoo.
Kapag love mo ang isang tao masaya ka..
Feeling mo ok na ang lahat...
pero ang ma-inlove ka, ang siyang pinakamasakit
sa
lahat!
Kasi ang mga taong inlove ay ang mga taong
ngsasakripisyo at ngpaparaya.
Teka bakit ka nga ba ngpaparaya?
Dahil ba hindi ka niya mahal o dahil hindi ka
siguradong ok lang sa kanya?
Kung yan ang dahilan mo, walang duda na inlove
ka
nga sa kanya.
Kasi iniisip mo kung anong meron kayo sa ngayon
ang tanging mahalaga at kontento ka na.
Pero isipin mo paano kung mawala ang taong yon
at
talagang hindi na kayo mag-usap at magkita,
kaya mo ba?
Paano naman kung sayo siya inlove at ibinigay
niya
ang lahat para sayo pero hindi mo napahalagahan
ang lahat ng ito kaagad!
Paano kung isang araw naguluhan na siya sayo ng
husto at maisipang lumayo na lang?
Paano kung sa sobrang pagiging iba mo sa kanya
di
ka na niya kausapin at tuldukan na niya ng tuluyan
kung ano na ang meron kayo?
Then bigla mong na realize kung gaano ka
importante sayo ang bawat isa kaya lang wala na
siya!
Kaya mo ba?
Kung hindi ang sagot mo, malinaw na inlove ka
nga...
Paano naman pag mahal mo lang, kapag mahal mo
lang,
alam mo na palagi kang may choice,
ayaw mo siyang mawala dahil alam mong wala
kang
ipapalit.
Yung masaya ka sa kanya pero sa gabi hindi
naman siya ang iniisip mo.
Mahal mo siya pero aminado ka sa sarili mo na
balang araw hindi siya ang pakakasalan mo.
Mahal mo siya pero ang puso mo hindi lang pra sa
kanya..
Mahal mo at masasaktan ka pagnawala siya pero
alm mo na kaya mo yon.
Ngayon anong nararamdaman mo ngayon: DO
YOU LOVE
SOMEONE or YOU'RE INLOVE WITH
SOMEONE?
Isang araw magigising ka na lang na INLOVE ka na
nga pero kahit anong gawin mo ay huli na.
Dahil maaaring yung taong INLOVE din sayo ay
wala
na pala.
Tandaan mo: Masyadong mapaglaro ang puso
huwag
tayo magpaloko!!!
We learn to love someone pero minsan lang
dumating
sa atin ang pagkakataong ma-inlove!!!
Kaya kapag dumating ito, ano ang gagawin mo?
Posted at 10:16 am by ikens
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Thursday, January 13, 2005

what can you see?
Posted at 09:22 pm by ikens
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-
piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said the first one.
"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.
And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young attorney
in half. Each of you shall receive a half."
"Sounds good to me," said the first woman.
But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's
daughter marry him."
The wise King did not hesitate a moment. "The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter,"
he proclaimed.
"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the King's court.
"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."
Posted at 08:02 pm by ikens
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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
REAL-LIFE RECRUITMENT BLOOPERS
What do you know about the call center Industry?
Applicant: The call ctr. industry is booming out, side by side, somewhere else. (Huuuwhaaat?)
Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days and I want to become part of
that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)
Applicant: It's easy to be a call center, just looks arounds you, that why i want to become a call
center! (building ito!)
Out of nowhere:
Applicant: Oh im sorry, i sit corrected. (oo nga naman, nakaupo sha eh!)
Applicant: Im afraid to dead. I feel that im not ready to die.
Applicant: I usually play PS2 at night when there is no loud.
Recruiter: You look familiar. I think i already spoke to you before? Do you remember when
you were last here?
Applicant: I think months from now. (psychic ito!)
Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?
Applicant: From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo... i drug test nyo na to')
Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you want to work here?
Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a course of blahblah..... (out...out...out....)
Applicant: I'm a work alcoholic.
Applicant: I'm the eldest and the only child in our family. (arrrgggghhh...)
Applicant: I'm a hardworking...(yes..please continue...)
Posted at 09:13 am by ikens
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Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Sino ba talaga si Grimace?
This is just a question that popped in our mind and became part of the discussion.! FYI lang kung sino daw si Grimace ng McDo. Just read on and have a laugh! If you want to add your ideas, just feel free to leave your comments...
Hindi ka ba naku-curious kung ano o sino si Grimace??? Sa mga hindi pa nakakaalam... si Grimace ay yung batchoy na kulay ube na mascot ng McDo. Ano ba siya? At ano ba ang papel nya sa buhay ni Ronald?
Sabi sa website ng McDo, eto daw si Grimace:
"Grimace is a big, loving, fuzzy purple fellow who is Ronald McDonald's best friend. He's sure Ronald is the world's ultimate authority on everything. While Grimace loves all McDonald's foods, he's absolutely crazy about milkshakes. Grimace is very enthusiastic and eager to try new things. His joyous spirit helps everyone overlook the fact he's a little slow and clumsy sometimes."
Ows? E ano naman ngayon?!?
Actu ally, si Grimace ay kontrabida na may anim na kamay na nagnenenok ng milkshakes. Ika nga sa isang website:
"Between Hamburglar (who stole burgers), the Fry kids (who stole fries), and Grimace, crime was running rampant in the 'McHood."
O di ba... napakagandang ehemplo sa mga kabataan??? Pero ang pinakamagandang mga teorya ay galing (kanino pa?) kundi sa mga Pilipino:
unang teorya: Si Grimace ay isang ube mascot. Ung McDo marahil ay may ice cream o shakes na ube ang flavor.
pangalawa: Si Grimace ay bastardong anak ni Tinky Winky ng Teletubbies (na natsitsismis na bakla) at isang eggplant.
pangatlo: Siya ay violet na krayola na iniwan ng mga bata (sa playground ng McDo) sa araw para matunaw.
pang-apat: Grape-flavored drink daw si Grimace... kaya lang maasim un drink kaya nagmukhang grimace sila... kaya siya tinawag na Grimace!
panlima: Siya daw ang pinaka-suwangit na mascot ng McDo, kaya siya pinasu ot ng costume - purple na costume daw ito na napaka-bigat na hindi na matanggal! Hehe!
pang-anim: Si Grimace ay lahat ng pagkain sa McDo na hinalo sa blender....
pampito: Siya ay isang milkshake. Period.
pangwalo: In-introduce daw ng McDo ang kamote french fries sa Pinas ng pumunta daw sila dito. Kaya daw may mascot na Grimace. Isa siyang kamote.
pangsiyam: Kakambal pala siya ni Ronald McDonald, kaya lang, retarded daw si Grimace kaya siya pinasusuot ng purple costume.
pero ito ang pinakamatinong teorya so far...
pang-sampu: Si Grimace, kasama ng iba pang mascots ng McDo, ay pinakilala noong 70's. Siya ang nagrepresent ng Blueberry milkshakes na ni-launch sa US. Ang tawag talaga sa kanya ay Evil Grimace, kasi nga nagnenenok siya ng milkshakes. Galing siya sa isla na puno ng sigla at puro milkshakes. (Ok, whatever...)
E ano ba ang official word ng McDo???
Well, may tumawag sa McDo to ask ng a kung sino ba talaga si Grimace...
Alam mo kung ano ang sinabi ng babaeng sumagot ng phone.....???
"He's a potato."
Uh... okay! Whatever....
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Ang tanong naman ngayon ay ano ba talaga si Grimace?
Babae o lalaki?
Kung babae siya... bakit wala siyang boobs? AT napakapangit niyang babae kung nagkataon...
Kung lalaki siya... bakit hindi siya naka-brief? At mas lalong napakapangit niyang lalaki kung nagkataon...
hindi kaya transvestite siya kaya niya paborito si Ronald... at kaya rin purple ang costume niya?
Hehehehe....
Posted at 08:15 pm by ikens
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